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The Baconator is perhaps one of the greatest culinary creations of our time. It is without a doubt the best item on the menu at Wendy's, rivaled only potentially by the Bacon & Blue Burger (but that's for another review). The first thing you'll notice is the deliciously puffy bun, with just the right amount of corn meal sprinkled on top to give you that firm grip feeling. It's like a pillow of bready goodness sitting in your hands, a gift from above.
Sandwiched (quite literally) between the bun is a meat lover's wet dream. The two all-beef patties (fresh, never frozen!) that we've come to love and know from Wendy's, are simply a plateau on which the crown jewels rest. That's right, there are six mother-fucking strips of crispy-ass bacon just waiting to be devoured. I don't care if my heart fucking explodes from eating this, it's just too good. The grease covers the burger like a glaze of jizz, gistening between two slices of melted American cheese. Yeah that's right, you didn't think it could get any better, but it just did. Keep your pants on though, because this mealer-coaster isn't over yet.
Unless you're a pussy and only ordered the sandwich (or even worse, with mandarin fucking oranges), you should have a heap of delicious, crispy french fries as your companion on this journey to [b]bacon-town[/b]. The fries are quality too, not too thin, not too thick, and with just the right amount of crispiness and saltiness. And to wash it all down, your fountain soda of choice (mine happens to be Dr. Pepper, doctor's orders!), or if you're feeling really bold, a Frosty. The Frosty is possibly the epitome of perfection when it comes to beverages.
So suck on that McDonald's. Try as you may, you will never be able to create something to rival the power of this truly legendary burger. This is a burger that takes balls to make, and balls to eat. Fortunately for me, I have no shortage of balls. Are you man enough?
Beef Quality: 9/10 Toppings: 10/10 Side: 9/10 Presentation: 10/10 Overall: 9.5/10
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