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Movies

Individual Titles

  • The Critics Have Spoken (By John) - The critics have spoken about John Flanagan. This is what they had to say.
  • Resident Merchant (By Snarf) - This one is for everyone who hates that stingy merchant guy from Resident Evil 4.
  • The Night Before Christmas (By John) - The cartoon made to commemorate the Christmas of 2007 on DHC. Features the first appearance of DHC's unofficial mascot, Gort the Grunt.
  • Handbook (By Kris and Snarf) - A man and a woman consult a tome of knowledge prior to acts of procreation. Based on a true story.
  • Who Killed The Internet? (By John) - Who is responsible for the death of the internet? See the cluprits, and decide for yourself.
  • Nathonia (By Snarf) - This is a documentary on the nation of Nathonia. Please watch, and try to learn a thing or two about this great country.
  • Doghouse Universal Advert (By John and Snarf) - A short 2007 advert for the Doghouse Universal comic hosting service.
  • Test Your Might (By Snarf) - Press L and R at the same time as fast as you can then press start when you built up enough energy.
  • Clock Day '07 (By Snarf) - A flash preview for a big project Snarf hopes to release on Clock Day '08. Featuring members of the DHC staff before Snarf even became a staff member! Bold.
  • WTF Short (By Snarf) - If this flash doesn’t make you say "What the fuck?", then perhaps you’ve seen tubgirl a few too many times.
  • Haters of Hating Hate (By Snarf) - Watch as two people fall in love to a heart warming tune that will brighten anyone’s day. Featuring music by The Aquabats!
  • Missionary's Uprise (By Snarf) - This music video runs about 2 minutes 45 seconds in length. Enjoy. Featuring music by the Planet Smashers.
  • The Adventures Of SnarfDock (By Snarf) - Snarf's first flash to pass Newgrounds, back when he was a member of the Dock Legion.
  • Beowulf vs. Grendel (By Ben) - Ben's response to an assignment which recquired him to create a presentation based on Grendel, a character from the epic story of Beowulf. This animation will kick your ass around the room, and call you Kathy. Done for an English class, way before that lame movie.
  • Meet The Presidents (By Kris and Ben)- Looking for Bush bashing? Well you won't find it here- this is a movie that goes back and mocks American Presidents of the past. Features character art by Ben and backgrounds and animation by Kris.
  • Grapes Of Hilarity (By Kris) - Yet another cartoon done for school. What would it be like if Steinbeck's The Grapes Of Wrath was a popular sitcom?
  • Move Your Feet (By Ben) - A music video of the popular song "Move Your Feet" by Danish rock/dance duo Junior Senior.
  • Metroid Sex Education Video (By Kris) - All about your mutation and how it will affect your life! Based mainly on Metroid II for the Gameboy.
  • Majora's Mask: The Real Story (By Kris) - You know the story. Well actually, you don't, apparently. In fact, there IS no story. Link just dreamed the whole thing up. Crazy, huh?
  • Dunno (By Kris) - A movie about a quest to find an idea for a Flash movie. Based on actual crappy ideas from the DHC staff. Kris' first feature-length cartoon.
  • The Way it Happened Part I (By Roberto) - A Short flash that Roberto made a while ago. I'm writing this description with no knowledge of what Roberto intended to do with it, or if he intends to continue it. Well, enjoy it for the cool fight scenes.
  • The Dips in Life Movie (By John) - The Dips in Life movie. Need we say more?
  • Tyranny (By Kris) - What really goes on behind the closed doors of DHC? This is a collection of inside-jokes from the DHC office, put together into one movie. Of course, now the jokes are somewhat outdated.
  • Hunter vs Bear (By Kris) - Man against animal in an epic fight to the death. Kris' first attempt at making a flash animation.

"The Kris and John Show"

  • Kris and John Show 1 (By John and Kris) - Kris and John answer your questions on alien architecture! Originally a project for our UFO class.

"Drunk Cop on Patrol"

  • Drunk Cop On Patrol 1 (By Ben and John) - Drunk Cop pulls over a driver for speeding, and administers proper punishment for his actions.

"Mario Fight Sequence"

Randomness Series

  • Randomness (By John) - A short little hand-drawn movie. No blood or violence here, folks.
  • Randomness 2 (By John) - A sequel for my original Randomness movie.
  • Stick Fight Sequence (By Kris) - Finally! This is my first 'decent' flash movie. It's based on Randomness, but it DOES have violence and blood. 'Cause... you know... it's a fight sequence.


Games

Bottle Blaster Series

  • Bottle Blaster (By John) - The original installment in the Bottle Blaster series. One table, five bottles, infinite ammo. Straight-forward as can be.
  • Bottle Blaster 2 (By John) - The sequel to the original Bottle Blaster. Featuring eight new levels, different types of bottles, and a level available for play only on DHC.
  • Bottle Blaster 3+ (By John) - The third installment of the series. Featuring an additional twenty levels of bottle-blasting action. It won "Daily Second Place" on Newgrounds.
  • Bottle Blaster 4 (By John) - The fourth title in the series, featuring a mind-blowing 75 levels. Also features unlockable content, earned by trading in bottle caps earned during the game. Includes added interactivity and bonus points. Achieved frontpage status on Newgrounds for a record-breaking (in the history of DHC, at least) three weeks, earned "Daily Third Place" and a spot in the "Shooting Game" section.

Meteor Series

  • Meteor (By John) - John's first flash game. A bare-bones "remake" of the arcade classic, Asteroids.
  • Meteor 2 (By John) - The sequel to Meteor. Though it includes many features lacking in the previous installment, it also features a myriad of glitches and bugs, making it near impossible to play.
  • Meteor 3 (By John) - The third installment in the Meteor series, finally eliminating all of the bugs of previous installments. Still, in the end, it's just another Asteroids clone.
  • Meteor 4 (By John) - The fourth installment in the Meteor series. Basically, just a re-skinning of Meteor 3, and some improved hit detection.

Space Invasion Series

  • Space Invasion (By John) - John's second flash game. This one is obviously a remake of the classic Space Invaders.
  • Space Invasion 2 (By John) - The second installment in the Space Invasion series, featuring a few features missing from the previous installment.

Individual Titles

  • Blue's Adventure (By John) - Blue from TDIL goes on a ninja-killing rampage to protect the land of the free, armed with his trusty katana. Five levels of ninja-slaughtering, giant-mechanoid-overlord-slashing fun.
  • AllOut (By John) - Make all the objects the same color! Simple concept, difficult to play. Interestingly enough, this game became highly circulated on the internet after its release, appearing on numerous generic "flash game" websites.
  • Round-Ball (By John) - Kind of like Pong except you move in a circular path. Easily hours of entertainment.
  • Amazing Maze (By John) - Can you navigate through the rotating laybrinth?
  • Slots (By John) - A simple slot machine simulation. Points earned in game can not be redeemed for money, so don't bother asking.
  • Blue's Freefall (By John) - Blue from TDIL goes freefalling. Help him to land on the target, or he will be reduced to a bloody stain on the grass. You wouldn't want that now, would you?


Misc.

Compilations

  • The "Very Foamy New Year" Compilation (By John, Ben, and Kris) - For the past 3 years, the DHC staff have made it a tradition to be the first to submit the first submission of the New Year (Or the last submission of old) onto Newgrounds. And for the past 3 years, we have been successful in managing to either pull off one of the two. Although our 2006 submission was ultimately deleted, each of these cartoons continues a running theme; Our hatred for the faggotiest of animated characters, "Foamy the Squirrel".

Soundboards

  • Resident Evil Soundboard (By John) - A collection of some of the most horrible voice-overs in video-game history. Posted as the DHC Halloween present for 2004.
  • House of the Dead 2 Soundboard (By John) - Compared to HotD2, RE had stellar voice-acting. The true horrors of HotD are the voice-overs which you are subjected to throughout the game. Posted as the DHC Halloween present for 2005.


Coming Soon

Movies

  • The Kris and John Show: Episode 2 (By John and Kris) - Kris and John search for the Loch Ness monster, while John questions the authenticity of the myth. Coming ???
  • Meet The Presidents 2 (By Ben and Kris) Coming ???
  • Mothers Boards Episode 3 (By Ben and Kris) Coming ???

Games

  • Bottle Blaster 5 (By John) - The fifth installment in the Bottle Blaster series. Planned to include a basic game mode with one hundred all-new levels, a mission mode with randomly generated levels and objectives, an improved physics engine, boss battles, an all-new ammo system, new types of bottles, all-new weapons, and a whole lot of new unlockables and secrets. Prepare yourselves for bottle-blasting like you've never seen it before. Coming Early 2008


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